I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
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I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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