Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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