just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.