she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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