Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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