u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.