You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.