People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
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This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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