They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
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Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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