She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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