ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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