The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
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Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
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Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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