I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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