That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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