I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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