Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
babies were throwing up all over the place
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
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It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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