"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
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If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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