oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
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like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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