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(719): View more from Colorado

I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...

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(650): View more from California

Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.

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(425): View more from Washington

I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me

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(860): View more from Connecticut

So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.

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