are you still at the devil's house?
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
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I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
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We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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