Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
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Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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