Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
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hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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