I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
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I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize