I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
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You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...