Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
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I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON