Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro