erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
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I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.