Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
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Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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