Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.