STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?