YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
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My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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