we're chasing vodka with high fives
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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