i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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