Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.