we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he wants to bone in the snuggie
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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