He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
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nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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