She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
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We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.