On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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