what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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