Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker