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This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
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I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT