so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.