google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
People in love make me want to vomit
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.