Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
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Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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