"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
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Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
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I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.