what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
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she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
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I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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