they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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