There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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