I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
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He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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