we have officially lost it.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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