Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
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some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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