So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on