Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.