What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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