i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
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But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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