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(305): View more from Florida

I just saw a hot homeless man

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(305): I just saw a hot homeless man http://tfl.nu/z026

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(850): View more from Florida

you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.

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(850): you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster. http://tfl.nu/wnb4

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(310): View more from California

My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.

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(310): My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute. http://tfl.nu/0bii

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(416): View more from Toronto

He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n

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(416): He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n http://tfl.nu/pe4m

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(443): View more from Maryland

I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much

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(443): I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much http://tfl.nu/p5rg

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(519): View more from Ontario

I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.

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(519): I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here. http://tfl.nu/gd63

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(708): View more from Illinois

Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis

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Just arrived at our party

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(708): Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis (773): Just arrived at our party http://tfl.nu/7hao

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(917): View more from New York City

I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.

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(917): I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved. http://tfl.nu/p2yu

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(302): View more from Delaware

Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."

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(302): Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back." http://tfl.nu/49s7

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(716): View more from New York

Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf

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(716): Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf http://tfl.nu/cswi

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(818): View more from California

You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.

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(818): You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar. http://tfl.nu/wmr3

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...

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(724): Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out... http://tfl.nu/jn6b

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(919): View more from North Carolina

The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories

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Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences

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great clearly means different things to us

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(919): The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories (1-919): Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences (919): great clearly means different things to us http://tfl.nu/ha8x

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.

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(307): I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars. http://tfl.nu/4ihs

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?

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(715): Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship? http://tfl.nu/fl0m

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