i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
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He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.