GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
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your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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