Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.