your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I smell stomach acid.
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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